Monday, January 24, 2011

screw cpc!!!!

Dear Central Parking Chicago,
You suck! This is the real letter I'd like to send you. You and Walter B can go F yourselves for giving me a false ticket. And yes, I will continue to writing you letters and fighting this measly $65 ticket. Sure, threaten to impound or immobilize my car. Then send me letters from your attorneys. I DONT CARE!!!! B/c why should I have to pay for something that I did not do! The people wanna be heard! Walter B's word against mine! Walter B could go stomping around to every car in the lot saying they have their receipts face down and they owe $65. Well guess what Walter, this chick isn't taking it! My 3-inch, snow-filled windsheild that was untouched shows me you didnt even check! So I might not have a car tomorrow, or maybe I'll go to jail for a month, and maybe I'll go bankrupt from court and lawyer bills, but I will not back down! I have rights! And I wanna be heard!!
Screw you,
Dana Holshouser

1 comment:

  1. You go tom petty!!! LOL, I think its hilarious, but I will NOT if you actually do get hauled off to jail!! Where I will have no other choice but to come bail you out! xoxo

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